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Justin Timberlake released the following statement today in response to Janet Jackson's tit flying out during the Superbowl Halftime Show...

"I'm sorry if anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime production."

Wardrobe malfunction? Wardrobe malfunction? Have any of you ever had a wardrobe malfunction before? We just added a new phrase to the english lexicon. A wardrobe malfunction. Yea, like when you are walking around and suddenly your zipper undoes itself and your underwear moves to the side and your penis pops out. That's happened to everyone, right?

Wardrobe fucking malfunction. Brilliant.

MTV, god bless them, posted the following statement on their website...

"The tearing of Janet Jackson's costume was unrehearsed, unplanned, completely unintentional and was inconsistent with assurances we had about the content of the performance. MTV regrets this incident occurred and we apologize to anyone who was offended by it."

Now I need help with this one. MTV is saying that this unrehearsed, unplanned and completely unintentional act was inconsistent with assurances that they had abotu the content of the performance that THEY put on. Who makes assurances about THIER content if not THEM? Who are they talking about? Who is assuring the content of their programs if not them? The only thing I'm offended by is them just not admitted that all they do is sell sex, and putting on a quality show with good music hasn't been on the MTV agenda since 1987. That is offensive, a tit is not.

In summation, Carson Daly can go fuck himself.

I know that he didn't have anything to do with this, but that seemed like a good time to just throw that in somewhere.

And, for the record, it was a nice tit.