I know that many of my readers enjoy balls so there you go.

Baseball season kicked off yesterday and from what I can see it looks like the Yankee game was rained out. It's their final season in Yankee Stadium so I guess I'll have to get over there a couple times this year so I can tell my kids one day about being in Yankee Stadium the year it closed. There's nothing that young people like more than hearing irrelevant sports stories from old people.

(No news on that thing people, I'm trying, I swear. Keep thinking about Yoda.)

I went to Starbucks yesterday to do some writing and it was so packed I couldn't get a seat. I'm curious if that is just a NYC thing or that happens in Starbucks' all over the place. Can I get some testimonies?

My buddy Mike Gravel has dropped out of the Democratic party and is now running for president on the Libertarian ticket. You guys know how much I like him, but you gotta wonder about someone who keeps going when they know they can't win. I mean I wonder if he has advisor's that are like, "We just cracked .5 percent in Alaska, it's all coming together!"

Actually, I respect the guy for just keeping the dream alive and trying to say what he has to say. He reminds me of this comedian with a blog that I know.

Okay, time to hit the gym and run through The View's Hot Topics. If Whoopie only knew she was keeping me in such good shape...

George threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game today. Tell me the CIA isn't wiretapping all the people who booed him right this very second...

Back from the dentist and unfortunately nothing too crazy happened. I should note however, that I enjoy going to the dentist more than the average person for two reasons. One, my childhood dentist was a family friend who was very funny. Secondly, my current dentist has worked on several TV personalities and actors and my picture is placed in a very prime spot on the wall. It's a nice little ego boost before someone sticks a big needle in your mouth.

Actually, there were no needles today, it was just a standard cleaning, and a damn good one I must say. You know, that type of cleaning where you can now put your tongue in places in your mouth where it hasn't been in a long time.

I could've gone dirty there but I watched my tongue, so to speak.

So Obama was on The View today. I don't think I've ever seen four women fawn over a politician so much in one interview. I think Elisabeth even implied she was gonna leave the Republican party.

Why do they call it the Republican party? Can you possibly imagine a more boring party?

(Okay, I've made it this far without saying anything about you know what. It has to stay that way for a lil longer. Let's not forget what Yoda implied about patience.)

Anyone got any good plans for the weekend? I dunno what I'm doing but I sense fun on the horizon...

Full/regular/funny post today once I get back from the dentist.

(Any good comic should have a dentist routine, gimme two hours...)

"Always in motion the future is."

Hey, you try to find a line from an 800 year-old Jedi that fits every situation. I assure you it is not as easy as it might seem.

That being said, good things are on the horizon. Without getting into specifics, we're on hold at the moment but Yoda also said "patience being a virtue", so lets focus on that while I get back to regular Rubinville posting.

Okay, Yoda never said that, but he at least alluded to it when Qui-Gon Jin wanted to make Anakin Skywalker his Padawan learner even tough he was already training Obi-Wan.

Whoa, I really need to start watching some other movies...

Crazy two days here. Update tomorrow...

If you've ever seen a hotter cartoon duo I'd like to hear about it...

The big NCAA March Madness Tournament begins today and I have to admit I haven't filled out a bracket. I'm actually not a big fan of college basketball, for some reason I prefer it to be played by overpaid, half-trying professionals. Interestingly, thats also how I like my sex.

I'm not sure what that meant, either.

So meanwhile, since I thanked the the faithful people who leave comments around here, the comment numbers have been up a bit. Add to that the fact that someone donated a nice chunk of change by clicking the PayPal button in the right column the other day and it adds up to a happy Dave.

Speaking of happy Dave, I just cracked open a bottle of wine and am watching a classic Seinfeld. Does it get much better than this?

Okay, I know nobody wants to hear from a too-happy comedian, so lemme think of two news-related things...

1. Osama released a new tape today. I'm not gonna read the article, but I think it's safe to assume that not much has changed and that even by reading this that you qualify as an infidel.

2. Apparently someone got some unauthorized access to Obama's passport. Hillary, will you stop at nothing?

Oh, and one final thought since people seemed so interested in the FoxNews anus headline. Wouldn't it have been funnier if she had gotten an old anus instead of a new one? I mean that would be an even bigger screw-up, like if they just found an old anus lying around and just used that one to save money? Yup, I think we can all agree that it would've been even funnier that way...