I'm not even gonna post a picture for this one, just simply paste the headline from FoxNews.com...

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Finally, my dream has come true and I am in cartoon form. Actually, not quite cartoon form yet, but a fan from Israel just sent us this awesome sketch and I wanted to share it with you. Clearly, he took some liberties with our abs, but we're not complaining. And just look how nicely those shirts fit, I wonder where I can get some like that.

So, as you can imagine things have been pretty haywire since the TV debut. We're already gearing up for a bunch of new segments and guests so I hopefully won't forget to take a breath every now and then.........................

Whoa, sorry just passed out from lack of breath. This is getting tough.

So, lets see, what else? The governor of New York resigned, the dollar is worthless and Hillary and Barack are still duking it out.

Lengthy post tomorrow...

So, after 9 years of stand-up, 813 posts on Rubinville and 12,005 slices of pizza, The Ben and Dave Show debuts tonight. It's strange because it sort of feels like the end of a familiar journey and the beginning of a unknown one, albeit one I've been ready to tackle for a long time.

I just wanted to stop for a second and thank YOU, all of the people who comment on my ramblings here. Some of you are pretty consistent, some of you totally random, and some of you do it once and never again. Every time you write a little something however, it signals to me that someone is listening and I should keep writing.

So, if you've come this far stick with me folks, I think it's about to get really exciting...

Needless to say it has been a pretty bonkers week. The big Ben and Dave debut is Friday and I've been running around like a madman. Combine that with the Eliot Spitzer situation and you can see why I didn't post yesterday.

I'll let everyone else pontificate about Spitzer, though I do want to mention one thing. The girl, Kristen, is an aspiring singer. Wouldn't it be something if this whole situation launches her career? In a way it is just the next step in the evolution of reality TV. And while people get booted from American Idol for having a sordid past, in real-reality if you're a hooker who sleeps with the governor it becomes your true career launcher. I guess now we just have to wait and see.

As for me, it looks like I will have made it without sleeping with the governor. Sure I slept with a couple Senators, but who hasn't these days?

Now more more importantly than any of this, there is a new Star Wars movie coming to theaters in August. Excited, a lil? here's the trailer...

Rumor has it that here! has already begun playing a bun of Ben and Dave teasers. We even got a new logo on the website. Nothing like a nice silhouette, don't you agree?

Just in case you haven't picked up the most recent issue of Entertainment Weekly, you can see here that we got a nice lil write-up. If for no other reason than the hair highlights, Ben is Ryan Seacrest, so I guess that make me Simon. I suppose I could accept that level of success...

Apologies for the slow week, folks. I promise for a full-week of posts next week, but until then enjoy this clip of John McCain having a meltdown. Is this the man you want with his finger on the button?

Did ya miss me? I know I took an extra two day off this week but don't worry, the people in HR were informed well in advance.

So, as you guys know I'm fully backing Obama in this election. I still love Mike Gravel though, and he's even still making videos for YouTube...

In other news, things continue to cook and career-stuff is falling into place. Looks like there will be a national magazine mention next week, but I'll stay hush on that until it happens.

Playing basketball tonight and just had a delicious tuna sandwich. Life is good, people, life is good.

You got anything good for me?