In case you thought Hamas was just about killing Jews and Americans, check out this clip from their new children's TV show...



We can only pray that the lion will one day break free from it's cage and enjoy a bee sandwich...

New York Yankee legend Phil Rizzuto passed away yesterday at the age of 89. My memories of Phil are mostly of him doing color commentary for the Yanks when they were pretty awful in the late 80's/early 90's. He was fun and silly, but most of all he could make any hit sound like a homerun, even when it was a pop-up to the second baseman. In a day when sportscasters over analyze and pontificate about everything, we could use more of his simple, care-free style.

Instead of saying, "So Long Scooter", which both the NY Post and Daily News have on their covers today, I'll just say say what Phil would've said on a routine grounder to short..."Holy Cow!"

And now a story about a nuclear device...

So on Friday night there was an unconfirmed report that there was a nuclear device somewhere on 34th street in Manhattan. I saw this report on the Channel Eleven News while having ice cream in New Jersey. (Why I was having ice cream in New Jersey is a story that is so convoluted I can't begin to get into right now) Anyhoo, we saw this report, made a couple jokes about it, and then hopped in the car and headed back to NYC. Needless to say, the nuclear device never went off, and we are all 100% intact.

The point of this undetonated nuclear device story is that we clearly have all become so desensitized to terror warnings that I got in a car and headed directly into NYC despite the chance that it wouldn't be there when I arrived. And it's just that kind of crazy, in-your-face bravado that makes us better than them, ain't it?

Take that terrorists!

Karl Rove, the architect of the Bush presidency, is stepping down later this afternoon. Frankly, he should've been fired after this little incident...



I had a good weekend. How was yours?

Hillary getting booed. Pretty sweet.



In other news, Barry Bonds, who also should be booed, is now the all-time home-run king. I find it interesting how few players will actually call him out on this steroids use considering the amount of evidence and the fact that two of his former trainers are now in jail. While I'm sure he is enjoying this moment in time, it must be tempered because of his small testicles...

I won't be a guest star on the show until 2009, but that's a sneak peak of what I'll look like when I'm on The Simpsons...

There's nothing quite like the democratic process in action...

This dog, who goes by the name King George, shot his owner in Tennessee. Google it, to find out how. I don't have to do everything, do I?