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Tuesday, June 01, 2010
First Al and Tipper Joke
Al and Tipper Gore have split. Apparently he only wanted to have sex with the lights off.
I don't know, Dave. I think you're being unfair to Tipper. Sure, she's as ugly as the back end of one of those baboons whose ass is bright red. . .but, honestly. If you had 600 lbs. of overheated ex-Vice President trying to pump you every night you'd probably run away the first chance you got, too. I'm just saying.
I don't know, Dave. I think you're being unfair to Tipper. Sure, she's as ugly as the back end of one of those baboons whose ass is bright red. . .but, honestly. If you had 600 lbs. of overheated ex-Vice President trying to pump you every night you'd probably run away the first chance you got, too. I'm just saying.
ReplyDeleteAfter 40 years of marriage, why even bother to separate? Marital climate change, I guess, can take a very long time.
ReplyDeleteHey, Hal, maybe the Supreme Court should weigh in with a decision and tell Tipper she now has to marry George W. Bush.
ReplyDeleteI suppose she got tired of hearing the "is it hot in here or is it just global warming?" line...
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