Being big-time podcasts does have its benefits, such as yesterday, when Ben and I were seated in the first row of the audience at The View. Special thanks to my friend
Tom Kelly, the warmup comedian, who gave us a shout-out and had the whole crowd give us a round of applause.
Unfortunately, we didn't get a chance to say hi to Joy and tell her about the new segment in honor of her that we debuted on episode 20 of the
Six Pack, but Sherri came over and said hi which was really nice. I was gonna ask her to borrow a wig, but Ben said that'd be in poor taste.
We also were given juice and cookies before the show, which I thought was just for VIP's like us, but then I noticed even people in the upper-tier got them, too. Good for them though, they must've been hungry after climbing those stairs to get to their seats.
So, that's it for my last time at The View before being a guest. Next time I'll be on the couch and with a fruit-basket, like all the guests get. (According to my inside sources.)
Perhaps more later, there's only one way to find out...
The above is a letter from (I still can't believe it) California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, to the members of the California State Assembly. This normally would be rather innocuous, but upon closer inspection if you take the first letter of each line starting with the word "For" and go down, it appears that he is saying, "Fuck You" to the assembly. I'm not sure what the chances are that it could be unintentional, but it's more fun to think it was intentional regardless, in which case, good work, Arnold. 
Being big-time podcasts does have its benefits, such as yesterday, when Ben and I were seated in the first row of the audience at The View. Special thanks to my friend Tom Kelly, the warmup comedian, who gave us a shout-out and had the whole crowd give us a round of applause.
As the big stars we are, Ben and I are headed to The View tomorrow. Sure, maybe we're just sitting in the crowd, but remember, it's small steps people, small steps.
The bloody footballer pictured above is Seattle Seahawk fullback, Owen Schmitt. While blood is no strange surprise in football, it should be noted that this picture it actually from before the game started, as he decided to smash himself in the head with his own helmet while running out to the field. 
For the first time in its illustrious history, Playboy magazine is putting a cartoon character on its cover. No, that that's not Wilma Flintstone pictured above, it is the sublime Ms. Marge Simpson.
Just saw a headline on CNN.com that says, "Ticker: 2016 race 'close as hell,' sources say." 
My morning started in a bizarre fashion, with a trip down to Wall Street. Generally comedians aren't allowed on Wall Street, especially early weekday mornings, but I was able to navigate through the suited bankers quite well. Why was I going to Wall street, you ask? Well, I don't want to get too deep into the specifics, but let's just say I don't think that people in suits are the only one's who deserve a bailout.
