Eating Frosted Flakes while I write this. That's what we call multi-tasking.

The weather in NYC has been absolutely beautiful the past few days. It will never cease to amaze me how people are just so much happier and pleasant when the sun is shining. I didn't consider killing anyone at any point yesterday. That's in stark contrast to the winter when I consider killing about 10 people a day and usually actually make good on it two or three times a week.

Shout out to those crazy kids from Ramses High School (I think thats what they said), who were at the 8:30 show on Saturday. A special shout out to the asian girl up front who wouldn't even let me get a joke out before she told me that she loves oragami and calculus.

Apparently Tiger Woods did some really amazing comeback yesterday at the Masters. Did you know you get a green jacket for winning the Masters? Where do you even wear a green jacket? Now he has four of them, I mean this guy must been some crazy closet space.

Yankee pitcher Carl Pavano got hit in the head by a line drive in the third inning of yesterday's game. Reminded me of the time I got a hit, once, in little league.

Yea, back then I wasn't the highly-tuned athelete that you all know me to be now. Speaking of which, my new hoops team is 1-0 with our second game this Thursday. Tickets are 37.50 for courtside, 22.50 for the mezzanine, and 14.75 for upper-tier.

Maury Povich is on ESPN's Cold Pizza right now. He's wearing so much makeup that he is starting to look like Connie Chung.

Doesn't Connie Chung sounds like a type of infectious disease?

"Dude, that's a pretty bad cough you got there"

"Yea, I've got a bad case of Connie Chung."

It's 62 degrees according to NY1 News. That's right around my jacket cutoff temperature. I'm hoping that by the time I finish typing this that we'll hit 65 and I can have a jacket-less day.

I just realized that the second jacket comment I've made in this entry. Maybe I'm really having jacket-envy of Tiger.